bored ramblings

Ok so there is not much going on here in Fairbanks but there is me and I am fantastic! It is Halloween and I am loving life, Get to go out and go trick or treating with my kids and the best part is I am going to collect candy for Abby even though she can't eat anything!! Oh Yeah Daddy is going to chow down tonight!!!!

So I think that it is time to admit to things first, I bought Mike and Ike candies to give out for Halloween and every time my friend Terry comes over they disappear. I have filled out a police report but I just can not figure out where they went to.

I have a serious problem with competiveness, Point and case, When Joe was 4 he wanted to play Chutes and ladders, We set it up and the whole family was playing and I started to talk trash because it is a physical impossibility to not talk smack especially when I am winning, So Joe just landed on the large chute and I of course counted out the number of spaces loudly and taunted hi "OOOHHH look Joe, look who is going all the way down, aaaawwww to bad so sad, you going to lose sucker" At that point I looked over and he had tears in his eyes and realized I have a problem when I make my kids cry with a child's game. I also cheat when I am losing, Anna who I torment and tease at any competition was finally beating me at domino's (which we are pretty evenly matched although I will never admit it) She had to go to the bathroom so I look at all the bones and figure out how to lock the game and win over 80 points.

Well I think that I am going to be in the hot seat after that so I might as well just lay it all on the line. Sometimes my wife hogs the bed and I have tried the Ross Hug and roll method to no avail so I started to plug her nose and she wakes up asking what is going on I simply answer
"nothing honey but you should go back to sleep"
Meanwhile I have rearranged myself with plenty of room.

So the other day I had bad gas and was going to a part of the hospital that is closed during the night. I laid a particularly bad fart and started to waft it up to catch a wiff, Because every one likes to smell the horrid oderiferous emanations that emit from our derriere, and I of course wrinkled up my face at the smell of pure death that had leaked out of my body. I must say that I was a bit proud of the smell which had begun to infest all aspects of the hall. I looked up and there was an open door and one of the little girls from transcription with a look of absolute horror and disgust and I could do nothing but laugh out loud which I am sure cemented her opinion of me.

Don't you just love when people take things so serious, one of the nurses here just got all bent out of shape. I only burped loud enough to register on the Richter scale and then said "Nice one Cat" so when she went into her patients room they commented on her ability to burp. Well that is it just thought I should write a little to take a break from studying