Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Update on what I am doing

So what has been happening in my life as of late? Well Anna and Andi went to Anchorage and I had a wonderful time with my daughter. We got to nap and spend the entire time together. I know that Anna has been anticipating me not sleeping at all with her at night but she did sleep the ENTIRE first night. The second night she slept until 4 I gave her the binkie and that is all she wrote. I did have to go to home Depot with her and try to pick up all the lumber and sheet rock to make the new room down stairs. So I go to the special projects desk and ask for some help, Here comes Bubba (I swear that I am not making this up) and says with a cocky grin that only a snuggle tooth high school drop out with his pants down around his butt and the mullet growing out of his ever receding hair line can make, so got a kid ya can't put down and need help. Couldn't resist the tempatation, So I said "Nope picked this kid up on aisle 5 and I am looking for one a little older can you help me." I then walked away and heard him give me the "Hunh while I walked away. Walked into Lowes and had to get the little lady who was maybe a buck-o-five and about 4'11" try to load the 50 pound slabs of sheet rock on my cart. Had to laugh and with as much political correctness as I could muster I asked her to please have a guy come over to help me. She understood when I pointed to the wood up above her head that I needed. This guy shows up and says
Ass- Why don't you just put her down and load all this yourself
Me - Why don't I just give her some nuclear waste to play with because it would be cleaner that this floor
Ass - No need to get offended but that's how kids get spoiled
Me - No need to get offended but that is how idiots think
Ass - I don't appreciate your tone
Me - I don't give a damn
Ass - Just give her to the cashier around the corner
Me - Just do your job and load my crap
Ass - you sure you do not want to give the baby to her
Me - Yup do not feel like giving her to an under paid, unhappy, disgruntled employee, that more than likely did not wash her hands and is carrying "Necrotizing fasciitis" on her hands I also do not want to listen to the ramblings of an idiot but that hasn't stopped you yet so why not try to load my shit and then you can go back outside and finish your smoke break K buddy?

So I have all my stuff loaded paid for and ready to put my wall up. Four hours later I have the frame up and now am just slowly putting up the sheet rock. Joseph is now making signs and placing them around the room announcing where all his furniture is going to go. Well I will update everyone on how it goes and how I did on my second test. I absolutely love my class!!!!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why don't you lay off those poor underpaid, miserable people at Lowes/Home Depot? Or perhaps you could have just put the child in a carriage.....or (Brilliant idea...brought the backpack and threw her in it?????) Huh? Huh? Huh? Watcha got a chip on your smarty pants shoulder?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Scott--
Poor Ass - you want him to be your servant? I know - - you could have asked him to hold Abby------NOT!!
You are witty, but lay off those who can't stick up for themselves. Save your sarcastic wit for your family!! (only kidding!)